If there were a way to give zero stars, I would. At this point, FedEx is less a shipping company and more a glorified guessing game of “Will I ever get my package?”Every single package I’ve ever had delivered by FedEx has been late. Not once. Not occasionally. Every. Single. Time. Their so-called “delivery estimates” are pure fiction, written in crayon by a blindfolded intern, apparently.And when the packages do finally show up? The drivers dump them at the bottom of my driveway like trash, regardless of size, weight, or weather. They won’t walk the extra 20 feet to the front door—but hey, I guess that would require a shred of effort or professionalism.Worse? They’ve forged my signature on multiple occasions. That’s right—straight-up fraud. I’ve checked the tracking, seen “signed by recipient,” and had to wonder, “Who the hell is this mystery person signing for me?” Because it sure wasn’t me.And don’t even get me started on their customer service, which seems specifically trained to gaslight and deflect. The agents will lie through their teeth while pretending they’ve never heard of the problem you’re having—until they conveniently transfer you to someone else and vanish like smoke.Then there’s the pièce de résistance: the fake delivery attempts. I’ve watched FedEx drivers pull up, sit in the truck, and then drive off without even stepping out—only for the tracking to magically update with “delivery attempted.” Lies on top of laziness on top of incompetence.FedEx is a clown show in corporate drag. If your business relies on dependable delivery, or you just want your package to arrive within a century, do yourself a favor and use literally anyone else. At this point, a carrier pigeon would be faster and more honest.FedEx: We don’t deliver. We disappoint.
