Ah, LinkedIn. Remember when it was the gold standard for professional networking?Now it’s a beautiful mess of:Inspirational quotes from botsFake jobs posted by fake recruiters for fake companiesPolitical rants from people who forgot this isn’t TwitterAds for things I’ll never buyAnd messages from “CEOs” with 3 followers offering crypto mentorshipSupport? Oh right — that magical black hole where your issues go to be ignored. Well done, Microsoft. You've officially turned LinkedIn into Facebook 2.0 — but with more hashtags and fewer baby photos.
