I'm a scammer who targets people on Discord, and I gotta say–it's perfect! Their support staff never responds at all, making it the perfect environment for someone like me. I get to do whatever the hell I want; for any dumb sucker naive enough to fall for my scam, I get to phish all their friends and complicate their lives as much as I want to, I can kick people out of their own servers, who try to warn them about my activities, best of all–I can fritter away all their money on stupid sh** like random Nitro Gift cards, emojis I don't need, you name it!I don't know how many times I've been reported, but I don't particularly care either–the report account feature is basically no different to praying. It's been months now, and I STILL have their accounts even now. At this rate, I'll have every single account in the palm of my hand. And I can mooch of a growing supply of these poor saps' accounts to finance my luxurious lifestyle, and wreck tons of peoples' lives and friendships while I'm at it!Not honest work, I know, but hey–it sure beats the old 9-to-5, doesn't it? Heck–I bet even years from now, they still won't get their accounts back!I know my victims are pretty annoyed with me, but whatever; it's their fault for being so stupid so as to fall for my script in the first place, as well as thinking that the Support Staff are going to do anything. Hah!Discord, I just want to say: You are the BEST. Please don't change. Please keep allowing me to scam random people. I love causing chaos, and spending other peoples' money–I've never had this much fun in a long time... it'd be really depressing if you changed.Oh, and while you're at it...do you think you could offer me a job there? I promise you, when you see how many people I can screw over in such a short timespan, I'll make you all look like amateurs!(Note: This is satire BTW, please don't report me.)
